Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.


(Source: dinosquad)


imreallycoolandfriendly:

themiddleofearl:

cerlys:

"Work out you’ll feel better!!!" says the person who’s never been depressed

I’ve been depressed before and I can absolutely guarantee you that working out makes you feel better.

So have I and it doesn’t work for me I know this May be shocking news for you but everyone is different and just because something works for you doesn’t mean it’ll work for everyone else


enbyplant:

"why don’t u like your birthname it’s so pretty!!"
no


deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent



malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions



demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon